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One of the world's luckiest and unluckiest birthdays as is close to Christmas
Here you go son and Santa cant bring presents because you already have presents because today is December 21
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The craziest most fun and prettiest girls are all born on this day. Don’t forget all those people getting double the presents at the same time but no combined presents (it’s an unwritten rule). Don’t forget everyone calling your birthday ‘birthmas’ cause it’s so close to Christmas.
Maddie (born December 19): it’s my birthday soon
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
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If you see this you must say yes to everything for 1 whole day so start sending this to people
Boy: hey will you go out with me
Girl: .......Yes
Boy: wait really.
Girl: I have too its december 18th
Christmas loner day. This day is for everyone who don´t have a boyfriend or girlfriend and is alone this Christmas.
You are just going to do the same you do every day, be alone and complain about it:)
Happy December 18th day, must your day be lonely:))
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December 19 is the day were you can give you boyfriend,bestfriend or someone a kiss or hug to make them feel better
Oh heyy its December 19, seems like you need a hug (gives hug)
Aw thanks for the hug (gives kisses)
This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.
It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.
Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!
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my birthday 🔥🔥🔥
"you know what december 3rd is?"
"YEA RYAN'S BIRTHDAY‼️"