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An important question asked by someone who needs an answer to something. One million dollars isn't actually awarded.
Dad: The million dollar question is: Does anybody have the time?
John: It's 3 o'clock.
Dad: Thanks. You get a cookie.
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A normal straight person who would do something gay like having gay sex for a million dollars.
-You're not gay but I bet you would have gay sex for a million dollars.
-I bet you would to.
-Aww you million dollar faggot. I'd do it too though
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something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)
This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.
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1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one
1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!
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finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.
I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar
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Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.
Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong
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after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks
*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change
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