Looking sexy as fuck while being comfortable, having swag without putting up effort
Hey Ashley ? See that guy over there? His chill fashion is on point
Fashion which is environmentally and ecologically friendly, usually worn by extremely cool people.
OMG, you look out of this world in eco-fashion!
An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
A fashion rockstar is a person who's public image is high profile in a trendsetting fashion sense with a magazine cover aesthetic.
At every red carpet event, Anna Wintour is an absolute fashion rockstar.
Fashion Al is a beautiful girl whose basically Jesus. She’s smart and loving. She knows EVERYTHING. You can’t get anything past Fashion Al. She’s everything to me and to ANYONE. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HER. She has SEVERAL fan accounts on EACH social media platform. She’s super smart, she once again knows everything. She’s super perfect and amazing. You wish you were the super FAMOUS Fashion Al!
“Do you know Fashion Al?”
“YES! WHO DOESNT??”
A person who has minimal or nonexistent interest in fashion.
Coined by YouTuber Frugal Aesthetic.
A: "My guy those cargo shorts look goofy with those big ass pockets, and that T-shirt looks like you got it from Walmart."
B: " I don't care about anyone's opinion on my outfit. I feel comfortable in this, fuck off."
A: "Wow, you're such a loser fashion NPC."
The bluntest tool in the box that believes that he/she can get away with wearing a brightly-coloured patterned 70s all-in-one jump suit on a ski piste, whilst all around them decent human beings are getting on with their lives. Clearly these clueless spanners have misunderstood the meaning of re-living their pasts and have renounced any hope of future poon-pummelling by insisting on dressing like tits who should otherwise contribute to society by going home and change everything about your simple meaningless existence, including their wardrobe. Stop doing and start thinking, you cretins.
You have certainly found your place in society with a face like that whilst wearing that shit. Have you totally given up on life you fashion infraction?