pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

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Dust Flap

Having not had sex in so long, the vagina has started to sag and collect dust.

I bet your grandma has a dust flap.

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Piss flap

Someone who thinks they’re top shit because they’re upper class or privileged. These people take that for granted and are usually the most moronic people you will ever meet. Everything they say is like piss coming out their flap Of a mouth, hence piss flap.

“That rich old piss flap Mary is bragging about her dumbass new Ferrari”.

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Chest Flaps

Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.

Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."

Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."

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FETA FLAPS

WHEN SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS ssoo BAD, THE SMELLS LINGURES THROUGH THE BATHROOM STALES. sMELLS LIKE DEAD ROAD KILL SITTING IN THE

SUN FOR WEEKS. tHE FETA IS BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF MOISTURE SEEPING IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS, IT GETS ABSORBS IN THE PORES. GENERALLY

PEOPLE ON THE HEAVIER SIDE EXPERIENCE THIS DISGUSTING ODOUR OR DISORDER.

I Can't go in the bathroom, it smells like feta flaps!!!!!

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croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

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mud flaps

when your out riding four-wheelers and a girls flanges are flopping on the side of the seat colecting dust , and turning into mud.

janis your mud flaps are hanging down.

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