Random
Source Code
Random
The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."
5👍 1👎
When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
5👍 1👎
When a man squirts cum across the tips of a woman's toes. More than likely when the man or woman has a foot fetish, the aftermath of a footjob.
She was giving me a footjob and right when I was ready i have her a french pedicure!!
5👍 1👎
a guy who wears tight black jeans so his ass looks attractive and drool-worthy
me :OMG OLIVIA HE'S WEARING BLACK JEANS AGAIN
olivia: Yeah he wears black jeans all the time
me: OMG FRENCH BOOTYYYYYY
36👍 20👎
A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.
I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.
Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?
Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
15👍 6👎
An act of oral sex where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s penis whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said penis.
When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"
My girlfriend gave me a French Cigarette last night. It was AWESOME!
Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.
She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut
15👍 6👎
When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.
"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
7👍 2👎