farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.

Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.

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two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

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Shut the front door

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

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Shut the front door

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

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front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

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front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

front door mat

woman's pubic hair

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me