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A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.
...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.
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The clenching of the sphincter ani externus both voluntarily and in-voluntarily during sexual intercourse. Not to be mistaken with the clenching of the vagina.
Having anal sex with that girl hurt due to her ridiculous butt-hole grip.
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the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.
dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing
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ger a grip meens like sort ya self out or if sum 1 ses sumin dats stupid or borin or makes em a ming
ger a grip u fat mess
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to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.
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A disorder that affects A disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. Only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the butt of the stick while you drum. The only cure is to listen to Jazz
Bob: "Hey, you've got a bad case of drummer's death grip"
Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"
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An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
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