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The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!
Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st
Hey do u wanna squeak squeak on Hamster Day
To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.
Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝
A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.
Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.
He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.
Blowing through a dog toy squeaker
Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.
A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.
Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?