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When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”
Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
How much inches u got in penis size
How much inches u got bud
Bout 3
Dang that’s small
When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
Liam Payne train deferring to his large pen!s
Maya: I’m in Payne
Olivia: nah that 10 inch Payne is in u
nmnm inch is a measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi
I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.
The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."