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Doing a #2 in a public urinal.
From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"
Dick hit an inside the park home run.
A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5
Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
when someone’s vagina is literally inside-out and the pinkish part is flipped over
have you the photo… she has an inside-out coochie”
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Freelancing in a coffee shop and stealing two sips of coffee from each cup. Like Insider trading, it's "insider sipping" :D
I am ultra broke and can't afford a coffee. So, I started working in a coffee shop as barista for insider sipping!
One of the most common ways to beat a hockey defenseman on the way to the net.
You dangle (deceive) the d-man into thinking your going to blow by him outside, when he sets his feet to angle himself towards you, a good dangler will put the put from the outside to the inside while either jumping or shifting his body so that the outcome is the defenseman now on the outside and the shooter in prime position to deke or shoot on the goalie.
Patty dangles was screaming down the right wing, the senators d man got out of his backwards skating and skated forward towards the puck when Patty dangles put the puck through the D's legs on the outside inside move before shelfing on the goalie who was way out of position.
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Friend Inside Me
Friend: hey you want to watch toy story with me?
Deltarune fan: Friend Inside Me.