every duck has its knife

An idiom meaning every cute thing has a threatening side. Originates from images of a plush duckie holding a toy knife with a soulless expression. Similar to the related idiom "every rose has its thorns."

Although the small, adorable Talyssa is usually kind, she definitely has a feisty side, too. Every duck has its knife.

oh shit its on fire!

Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality

While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"

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Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

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Lat it. Its my gat.

Lat it. = To deny, say good bye,

Its my gat. = I got it, its on me, don't worry about it.

Origin: Later Gator, Lata Gata

Pronunciation: Laut-it. Its-mih-got.

Person 1: "That TV is too loud"
Person 2: "Lat it."
Person 1: "Fine, I'll turn it down myself."

Person 1: "See ya later dude."
Person 2: "Lat it."
Person 1: "Its my gat."

Person 1: "Peace."
Person 2: "Lat it. Its my gat."

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Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments

If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨

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every rose has its thorn

Meaning that every good thing has something bad about it, the negative term for every cloud has a silver lineing.

Every rose has its thorn
Just as every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad,sad song
Every rose has its thorn

-every rose has its thorn by Poison

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