haha 10 incher ma ass a seen 5cm rulers bigger dan ur dik m8!! n whoeva rote that fing aba ur redness is so so so true!
haha yeah jack keepin dreamin m8y
jack hu ya tryna kid wit da size ov ya dik lol its tiny!!!! lol glad sum1 uva dan uz lot noticed ur blushered cheeks lmao, o0o0o0o ow funi eh an o ye stop rytin stuff aba urself sayin stuff da ur blantenly da opposite 2 haha u chav o w8 WANA B chav
o0o0o0o0 yeh jack geta grip wil ye!! wen ppl c u in da winda dey get confused weva der in da red lite district or juz bi ur ouse cos ya so red n brite !!!! LMFAO
To be paid for nothing; To do nothing, Put your feet up kickback and get paid for it; be paid to sleep;
I was so tired at work today, I just Jacky So'ed it all day.
I wanted to leave work early so I just Jacky So'ed It.
An alternative version of the infamous "ookie cookie", bored bi-curious males take turns jacking off into a cup of coffee. The last guy to add his cream has to drink the whole thing. No sugar. No Coffee Mate. Straight up.
"We weren't sure who won that game of Jacky Coffee, we all came at the same time!!"
A Laci n' Jackie are two separate, independent beings with a passion for life. And when combined they are a force to be reckoned with! With Laci by Jackie's side she's able to conquer a destroy anything that stands in her way because she can draw from Laci's fiery energy who is all to eager to give her anything and everything thing she needs. These two move in such a rythm together it's hard to tell one from the next. Once these two find each other in life hold on to your seats because fuel and fire just become besties and it's the kind of friendship that far surpasses any out there. So if you were smart you wouldn't cross one without being ready for the other to show up and show out.
Did you see how close those two were? Yeah, they were a real Laci n' Jackie!
Jackie in the club; an awkward situation that you can't stop watching, but feel worse for having seen it
Girl 1: Did you see Max making out with that fat girl last night?
Girl 2: It was a total Jackie in the Club
An incredibly fine gentleman. He is so hot and all the ladies and men want him. He is hotter than the sun and makes everyone want to cum. He will most likely have tons of friends and hoes in LOVE with him. And he sometimes could have an obsession with dogs named Jack.
Man: Jackie Poo loves my dog Jack
Jackie Poo: dang right I do!