Japanese bird eating

When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth

Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating

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Japanese Subway girl

scary japanese woman, very

Oh my god i saw the Japanese Subway girl Today in the metro
Lmao idc

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Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

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Japanese Rain Goggles

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.

Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss

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Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.

Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.

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Japanese Garbage Bomb

When one balls up all their leftovers in tin foil and then tries to hit a three pointer into the garbage can.

Katie wanted to clean up quickly, so she made a Japanese Garbage Bomb.

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japanese lunch box

when a girl fingers your ass with her toe while gently biting the low area of your scrotum.

my balls itch

must of been the japanese lunch box

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