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leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!

Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

by Chuckyv76 August 30, 2023


Leaved

Abbreviation of left.

Commonly used in England and outer areas of North America

Best leaved it the experts.
They leaved the area

by Nabbetetrysvaks sdf June 23, 2023


blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 12, 2017


Leave and Ale

When one leave's an establishment whilst drinking, literally continuously out the door.

I.E. to leave and ale.... "I can't wait to Leave and Ale!" Exclaimed Michelle as she left the pool hall.

by NSS MO May 22, 2017


Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024


Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.

Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day

by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022


Dont leave me Quisling

Another form of "Dont leave me hanging"

Ahh cmon dude, dont leave me Quisling

by RYLLO March 1, 2017