big fat combene harvestar mr carpentar mr moles gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shooshes!!! gggodi
The zerg rush of Tooth and Tail. A 100% win-chance if the opponent is greedy at the start of the game.
New player: "I should be safe building a second farm."
Mole rusher: "That turret was just a distraction from my true intentions.Let's do this mole rush."
New player: "2 units, what danger could they me... Ok, I surrender."
What a penis Looks like after a clean shave in a dirty public sink
"Just finished shaving"
"Lemme see that Bare Mole Rat!!!!"
A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
need to go to the bathroom to make feces
- Hey, why are you leaving?
-Got a mole call, gotta go, fast...
When you jump into the pier and get pummeled agaist the concrete walls to death for funzies