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Smoking marijuana before bed. The opposite of a Wake & Bake.
Last night I couldn't sleep so I had a night light and it put me right to bed.
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phrase-synonym of 'night on the town':
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.
As in 'The Enemy''s song, 'Be Somebody':
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"
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No strings attached sex, one night stand or sex had with a 'fuck buddy'
"You're totally hot, let's go make some night moves."
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when shit falls apart, and you're stuck with all your dude friends searching desperately for Sucias
damn them ho's ain't comin thru, looks like it's gonna be a sucio night
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doesn't mean a damn thing, but if someone says it in a sentence they should be forever be made fun of.
Joe: she might night be able to though
Dave: what the fuck man that don't make any damn since
Joe: shut up dude
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When a male is having sex with a woman, he pretends to ejaculate onto a woman's back but instead discretely breaks open a glow stick and drops some of that liquid onto her back to simulate the ejaculation. The man instructs the woman to look at her back in the mirror, where she will see the the "starry night" he appears to have created on her back.
Man: "Look, baby, it's a starry night out" ::points to mirror::
Partner: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
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