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The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.
Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."
A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.
Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.
when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband
jone: « my day was nice thanks »
clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »
to see if a guys shlong will fit in you
id size her up at times to see if id fit in her
Minus sizes are 00 and 000. It describes the extended sizes below 0 which aren’t included in standard size charts for women.
It’s hard to find jeans that fit because I usually need minus sizing
A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.
Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle
Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.