A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.
That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.
1. diarrhea
2. an unexpected anal lahar
Aaron's night of partying with the cheerleader was cut short when he became sick in the pants.
pants that are too short. they're not capris, but they're not long pants either. they are annoying. they go up to your ankles, and usually only nerds wear them.
That boy's nerd pants are so annoying!
Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.
sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"
sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"
a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.
Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.
A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.
Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?
Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.