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Penciling is the opposite a scissoring. When you just rub two PP’s together.
Jordin asks a stranger if he will like to try penciling.
When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.
See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.
I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!
Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...
Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.
You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.
A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
Making temporary note of something in your cranium
Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"
JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."
Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving