people watch

When you sit at a bar or club to watch complete drunk people make a fool of themselves.

This place is dead but let’s sit here and people watch.

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Compare people

A dumbass shit application on facebook with questions like who's hotter, whos more popular, who's uglier, who's more of a nerd. Nobody is saying im bad n stuff but I hate those type of questions. Whoever the developer is needs to die.

*person on compare people*

Dumbass 10 year old girl: Hmmm who would rather win in a fight Mike or Jeff? I'm gonna vote for Jeff because he looks better and is more popular when clearly mike has way more muscles than him and could beat him up.

Me: Fuck compare people *middle finger*

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Ordinary People

people who don't know which way to go and like to take it slow; something very non-ordinary people say

John Legend: "We're just ordinary people, we don't know which way.."
Also John Legend: Extremely Talented, Megastar, $45 Million Worth, Super Model Wife.

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People McNuggets

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."

Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

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Short People

Short people are very fiesty. They will not hesitate to kill you if you call them short.

Take it from someone who’s short, trust me, you don’t want to mess with these cute but dangerous people.

Person: Wow she’s short
Short People: 😊🔪
Person: NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME JSJSJSJDJBDBDVDHDHD
Short People: :)

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Bridge people

People who are homeless. They find shelter under freeway bridges.

Never visit that park at night, it's full of Bridge people.

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people these days

People these days are cruel and they will switch up first chance they get. Everyone on this earth is fake

People these days are fake

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