woksucker

n. A derogatory term meaning an Asian individual who is "uncool" by most people's standards (popularized by Greg Giraldo).

Yeah, Mr. Myagi is cool, but that Jiang Zemin is a real woksucker.

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phillies

n. pl. Slang for cigars emptied of their tobacco and refilled with marijuana. From "Philly Blunts," a common brand of cigar used for this purpose.

"Hook me up with one 'a dem chocolate Phillies, yo!"

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People McNuggets

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."

Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

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humpable

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.

Janine is mad humpable.

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v-tag

(n.) One's virginity.

I just took your v-tag.

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confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

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mo chucker

n. The preferred less-vulgar, more humorous way of saying "motherfucker."

"Stupid mo chucker..."

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