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i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

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Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.

Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.

by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009

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Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!

Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.

Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.

by Zonetbh August 25, 2009

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please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020


can you do some research for me please

when you try to say something and your voice cracks

Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?

by opalescqnt December 9, 2018

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Please maybe support and misunderstand her fanpage name : blackpinkrkss

Please maybe support and misunderstand her fanpage name : blackpinkrkss

Please maybe support and misunderstand her fanpage name : blackpinkrkss

by Minah200 August 15, 2023


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When Urban Dictionary is doing maintenance.

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by OfficeMS October 27, 2023

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