River Phoenix

Guy in Texas Hold em who chases cards to the river and whiffs.

Trip sevens beats your busted straight, River Phoenix.

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river pines

A town occupied mainly by tweakers and meth heads smack down between Somerset and Plymouth

You live in river pines?, that must be shitty.

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Mexican River

like the Los Angeles river, If U must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river

on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico I cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly's & got sos shit ..
Muy bueno trip...no?

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rivers cuomo

A guy who doesn't like his fans cuz he finds them really really annoying and doesnt want anything to do with them. Which means he hates everyone who posted on here.

"Hell no! Fans are annoying. They all want something. Yeah, or asking me to play a certain song. They're all little bitches, so I avoid them at all costs."

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dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

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river trail

A trash ass school were every girl is white and has a flat chest and there is hella people running around doing dumb shit.

30 year old uncle: I went to river trail school once

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river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

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