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Royal Pimp Slap

Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied royal horns announcing the slap.

guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation

guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.

guy 3: daaaamn!

guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.

by kipper big January 12, 2013

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Fucking the Royal Duck

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

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Fortnite Battle Royale

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.

After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

by Swift Internet Justice March 26, 2018

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closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015


Royal Man Child

Another name of Prince Andrew born of the queen of England is the Royal Man Child. Because of his privileged life is was unaware of right and wrong committed crimes in multiple countries he was dubbed the name Royal Man Child. The royal man child is brother to Prince Charles and The uncle of Prince William. Despite extensive travel and military service at an advanced age the Royal Man Child did not learn right from wrong.

The Royal Man Child is one of the members of the triad of trash a group including Jeffrey Epstein and G Maxwell. The Royal Man Child was put justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre a survivor of his abuse.

by β€œGoat Head” aka puncture vine March 11, 2021


Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

by Pnon2 May 27, 2010

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Epic Victory Royal

A state of the game Fortnite that requires your credit card number, a Scar, and a couple of Chug Jugs. The usual method for acquiring the Epic Victory Royal also requires that you wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers and secure the bag.

Friend: Why did you get a Scar and a couple of Chug Jugs?

Me: To secure the bag and achieve the Epic Victory Royal!

by Gaming Legend November 3, 2018

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