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It's a conundrum, a mystery, a situation seemingly unsolvable.
I was going to give him a rim but he hadn't bathed in three days. What a fucked up meatball salad.
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When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.
Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.
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Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.
I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.
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a combination of assorted drugs.
look at all those pills, i can make a drug salad out of that!
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When a girl eats your ass and another girl blows you at the same time.
I went to an orgy with my girlfriend and was blessed to have a salad blow.
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When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.
Do you want a fucking taco salad.
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A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.
Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.
I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.
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