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when you're gay but you're also in love with all the one direction members.
alex: are you gay?
me: yes
alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?
me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.
alex: hm
Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.
Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.
Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.
Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.
You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.
a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes
person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha
person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual
When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”
person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”
person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“