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Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.
"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"
When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.
A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.
"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."
When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.
During the summer he made this place into a bang shop.
The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.
Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration
my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!
(yay for free shopping trolleys!)
Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!