couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

Sauce Shopping

When you can't think of a good hentai/anime to watch/admire/jerk off to and want to find some new content. Can usually be achieved by searching up certain nightcore songs on Youtube and then selecting the thumbnail picture which fits to your taste. Most channels include the sauce in the description.

Imma go to yt for some sauce shopping.

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Faux-Shopping

The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.

''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''

''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have

Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping

Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price

Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping

window shopped

When you use your sniper to head shot a player through a window in call of duty team death match.

Bam! lilman0098937394bpistol you just got window shopped.

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