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Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

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hear no evil speak no evil see no evil

to not want to take a part in a situation, this phrase is often times followed by the additional phrase of, "do no evil"

Cartman: "Who killed Kenny?"

Innocent Bystander: "hear no evil speak no evil see no evil."

by Beverly V. April 23, 2006

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If I speak I am in big trouble

When someone believes that sharing certain information could lead to negative consequences for themselves.

- In terms of how this game panned out in the end, just how big an impact did those two sendings-off have?
- I prefer really not to... not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. In big trouble. And I don't want to be in big trouble.

by VΑSI June 14, 2023


Speak Now World Tour Withdrawal Syndrome

Something that dedicated Country/pop star Taylor Swift fans (SWIFTIES) went through when the world tour for Taylors album "speak now" ended and they all missed it and wished it had never ended!.... they wanted the nights to go forever! Long Live Speak Now World Tour!

"I suffer from Speak now world tour withdrawal syndrome! Long Live that night! <3 "

by LongLiveSwift March 14, 2012

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I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021


I honestly dont know what you are speaking of

What you say when you honestly dont know what somone is talking about.

Eh? I honestly don't know what you are speaking of....

by What the hell? April 30, 2005

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you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.

Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer October 5, 2018