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An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.
Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.
Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.
When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart
Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out
The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.
Hey baby, you do wanna do the ol’skull squeeze?