Tax And Spend

To be generous with another persons' time, money, posessions or personal wherewithal in general. This may apply to (1) a person doing so for personal gain or ease or to (2) a person doing so for a third party.

1.
"Hey, can you swing by tomorrow on your way to class and give me a ride to the mall?"
"Sure, you only live 15 minutes out of the way and the mall is totally only 40 blocks from the college. That's very tax and spend of you."

2.
"Hey, I told the neighbors you could spend all next weekend demossing their roofs and cleaning gutters for them since they are going to be watching football."
"Thanks, man, I didn't have anything I would rather spend my weekend doing than getting chilled to the bone on a ladder for free. Don't tax and spend me like that!"

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room tax

What a woman owes if you take her on vacation and you pay her way or she otherwise free loads on your hotel accomodations. Amount of tax varies depending on the destination and quality of the accomodations.

"Dude I heard Jennifer stayed in your hotel room at the wedding, did you collect room tax?"

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baby tax

Slang term for the introductory course in income tax law in most law schools.

Baby tax is actually a pretty interesting course; it sounds like it would be dull but you learn a lot of useful stuff

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seat tax

a phrase that is to be said when about to steal someone elses seat. this must be done after 3 seconds or phrase is invalid and taxation becomes illegal upon which you must redeem the seat to its original occupant.

1-2-3 seat tax. unlucky chinsy seat is mine now. ha ha ha.

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fanum tax

the process of saying a word and then stopping right before completion.

ex. “hey guys, today we’re gonna”
“he just fanum taxed us!”

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fat tax

Any thing that a normal sized/skinny man gets an adavntage on voer the fat guy.
such as (in order of most fat tax to not so much)
1. women fat people dont get women while normal/skinnys do
2.Jobs alot of fat people dont get jobs selling stuff
3.Social gathering fat people dont get invited to partys ect..
4.Social status fat people are looked down upon in sociaty
the list goes on....

Matt: so did tony ever get with that chick he liked
Fred: nah fat tax got him

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Apple Tax

The amount of money each person spends annually just to keep up with new technology

Guy 1: Man, I spent $850 last year on just the new iPhone and its attachments!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's the Apple Tax for you.

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