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Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?
Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??
Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'
A species that goes on instagram every morning and makes their stupid duck faces and think they’re so sexy. These animals also beg for iPhones and are spoiled. They have boyfriends and probably will get pregnant by the age of 14. They are weird and annoying creatures.
The average teen white girl is sending nude pics to her boyfriend
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im convinced this crape show of being bad is THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE SHOW, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS? ITS BECUSE CCARTOON NETWORK IS ENTIRELY AWARE THE SHOW IS BAD (bacuse they keep pumping jokes out that say the show is bad) YET THEY STILL MAKE IT BAD WTF
TEEN TITANS GO
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When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.
"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?
"Yeah, man"
"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."
"Nice"
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Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.
A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
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Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.
"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"
fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"
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a teen boom boom doll is in general a type of whore. she is passed around from person to person for sexual pleasures. she likes it ladies and gentlemen, she likes it. she does not react or interact during any of it. JUST TAKES IT. like a raggedy anne doll. KABOOOMM.
Guy #1: So how was she last night?
Guy #2: Like every other TBBD (teen boom boom doll). Overused.
Guy #1: Damn..gross.
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