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El Hage

A suave man, usually indulges in copious amounts of red meat and Single Malt Scotch whisky, enjoys hunting, has a knack for multiple foreign languages, and is usually proficient in martial arts, military weaponry, and of course the art of love....

see also Gentleman Spy

" this seems impossible, but I know one guy who could pull it off....."

"time to bring in El Hage"

by Spartan87 December 21, 2016

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El Mariachi

El Mariachi the best chorus part in the song Airplane pt.2 by BTS.

You can’t deny that fact
This song is Love, not fake love
It spreads good vibes, man

El Mariachi, El Mariachi, El Mariachi .... El Mariachi~♪
Kim Namjoon

Kim Seokjin
Min Yoongi
Jung Hoseok
Park Jimin
Kim Taehyung
Jeon Jungkook
BTS

by TaevanGucci May 27, 2018

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el taco

el taco- the most badass of all mexican dishes

el taco es muy bien por las todas personas

by taco bandit December 30, 2011

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el mattador

When you've done a great piece of work that astounds everyone and they think it's the best work anyone ever did - that's known as pulling an El Mattador. It's a phrase synonymous with awesome work - particularly in the field of digital communcations.

Wow - that project was all done on time, saved us gazzillions of pounds and has saved the lives of everyone on the planet - nice one El Mattador

by El Mattador July 8, 2015

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el nino

Spanish for the nino.

Florida was really hammered by el nino.

by Lesteria April 29, 2008

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El Paso

Means “the pass,” and is the armpit of America and Texas. The 5th largest city in Texas with some 650,000 people or so along the border with Ciudad Juarez, Mexico. The city is unarguably among the poorest, most uneducated and dirtiest cities in the country and Texas, making it one of the worst places to live. There are very few good jobs and many people hardly have an education. This is why El Paso has more 99-cent stores than you could shake a stick at. Probably the only people who like living there are those who have lived there their entire life and don’t know anything else. It is the epitome of low class and could never be mistaken for places like San Fran, San Diego or Seattle. Most people are dirty, smelly, uneducated Chicanos who can hardly speak English—so little in fact that you cant even go up to the drive-through at Taco Bell or McDonalds without having to ask them repeat their words.

It has become a sprawling stain of ghettos, concrete, dirt, liqour stores, and angry people who wont hesitate to cut you off on the freeway and then have the audacity to yell at you in Spanish. Air pollution is becoming a big concern and the entire city is covered in a orange smog during rush hour. Many of El Paso’s new residents come to the city via walking across the Rio Grande River with nothing but the clothes on their back, making illegal immigration a HUGE issue.

El Paso is among the poorest, dirtiest and most polluted cities in America. I don’t know why it has such a low crime rate as poor and dirty as it is and practically part of Mexico.

El Paso is the perfect example of what illegal immigration will do to every large city in America if our nation’s “leaders” don’t tackle the problem now. The best view of this hellhole town is in the rearview mirror on I-10 headed toward Houston.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com April 13, 2008

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El Caminoed

{verb}

The act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. This is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years If you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to piss off the big man upstairs.

Patrick: hey man so what happened with you and emily?

Mike: ......she is dating Rafa

Patrick: THAT SHORT FAG WITH THE BIG HEAD?

Mike: *sigh* yeah man

Everyone in the world: EL CAMINOED

Mike: FML

by vagman:) November 4, 2009

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