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August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day
Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson
Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes
someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.
dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.
Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends