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The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.
You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.
Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.
A certified sex symbol.
Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.
Also his high notes are ridiculous.
friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.
me: girl me too, tf?
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drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.
i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.
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Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylor Smith's favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew
"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor Smith. They are the best listener."
DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"
Taylor Smith: "heck yep!"
DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor Smith!"
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A complete and utter queer. Always touching buttholes and penises on a daily basis. Only talks to men and Nancy Polosy. Loves facetime with men.
Guy: That guy just touched my penis!
Friend: Relax, he's a Taylor.
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A Taylor is the kind of girl that is super self conscious about her looks. She wears a shitton of makeup, and seemingly can't go a day without it. She cakes the makeup on at beach events, pool events, any event that the normal population WOULDN'T wear makeup to. On the off chance that you do see a Taylor WITHOUT makeup, their body skin tone does not match their face skin tone; almost as if they wear a caked face when tanning. Tanning to match the makeup. Long story short, she only looks good with makeup.
Person A: "Did you see the cheer captain in history yesterday?"
Person B: "No, what about her?"
Person A: "She's a Taylor, I swear to God! I saw her today without makeup, and he face was 90% paler than the rest of her body. She should stick to wearing makeup."
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