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Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.

“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
Betty White.”

by exbtyler November 23, 2021


Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.

Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.

by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022


Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder

BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!

by spectre729 July 29, 2019


Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments

I hate the trumpet

by jobug0228 June 7, 2022


Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 30, 2019


trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016


Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018