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A sorority common on many campuses due to their tendency to take any girl who didn't make it into the other house. Their pledge classes can become too large because they need the extra dues.
"I didn't get a Phi Mu bid, but I guess Alpha Chi Omega is alright."
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Any person with no more than a high school level of knowledge in the field of chemistry or biology who believes they know as much as a world renowned immunologist.
That guy who talked about injecting Lysol and ultraviolet lights into our bodies is a real Dr. Faux-chi
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a song that was sung by the british boyband blue. the lyrics were written by tiziano ferro
a chi mi dice is the best blue song ever
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used to define an Asian in Australia mainly. must be said in an Asian accent to ensure full potential of phrase
"hey jack look over there its one of those chi mou lurrs"
"ahahahaha what a friggin chi mou lurr eeating his noodles and practicing kung fu"
"go back to Asia you chi mou lurr"
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A party game consisting of smoking a cig, snorting a line of coke, and shotgunning a beer (in that order), usually done before or during a party or other event.
Those Ho Chi Minhs got me fucked up last night.
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1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.
1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!
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THE STORY!
There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
Chinese person: Do you really what all that "ching chang hon chi" thing is all about?
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
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