tilt my tower

Its a joke i made. Its tilted towers from fortnite but made to a pickup line

Person 1:hi i like fortnite
Person 2: You tilt my tower
Person 1: Oh do i?
*smooching begins*

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warren woods tower

a shitty school where they won’t tolerate kids being “disruptive” in classrooms but they WILL tolerate students being touched by teachers and kids being bullied! this school don’t give a fuck about the kids there they just want money lmfaoooo!

warren woods tower? oh! yes! I wanted to fucking kms while i was there!

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irish tower

When a devil's 3-way occurs with the 2 males being redheads and double high 5ing while being balls deep in the woman.

Girl 1: I heard you got Eiffel Towered last night

Lucky woman: actually they were both gingers so it was a Irish tower

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planes hit the towers

One of the many time in which symbolism is used to show a disaster. Much better than saying September 11th because just saying that doesn't paint a picture into somebody's mind about what the disaster was about. Also, if you use your brain you can think up many others.
Example:
- Boat hit the iceberg: Titanic sinking
- Bullet hit the president: Assassination of JFK
- Planes shot the beach: Pearl Habor
- Planes hit the towers: 9/11

I was sad when I heard that the planes hit the towers.

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Leaning Tower of Cheeza

noun: A Leaning Tower of Piza made out of spray cheese, using a cracker, or even the palm of your hand as a base.

verb: The act of making a Leaning Tower of Piza out of spray cheese.

Bobby: "Max, look. It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!"

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Tower delay simulator

Joke name for Tower defense simulator , a roblox experience due to the amount of delayed updates.

Hey TDS delayed an update again

They should change the name to Tower delay simulator

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grand tower inn

To make love. Sweet, gentle love on the chair & bed, sometimes in the bathroom. And then lie in bed talking.

Carrie: You know I met Dave today?
Samantha: Yea? What he say?
Carrie: He said he wanna grand tower inn me.
Samantha: Well that's great then, you should marry him.
Carrie: I am, he's the bloke of my dreams.
Samantha: Ah, lucky for you, you found yours.
Carrie: Anyway I have to go now, gotta go grand tower inn with Dave.

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