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The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.
Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!
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Somebody who was born in 2010 if they are in the year 2021. No need to insult them, you can't change their age.
A: haha look at that 11 year old. He's such an idiot.
B: So?
A: He's Underaged LMAO
B: What are you gonna do? Change their age you dumb sausage?
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The most annoying little fucks on the whole planet. They also think they're hot shit. They'll curse at you even though they don't know what half of the words mean. They go along with whats "in" right now. They just want your acceptance. Don't fucking give it to them.
A 7 year old called me a cunt and a fatass today.
1. He doesnt even know what that is
2. I'm not close to fat.
The little bitch is lucky I didn't drag him by his ear and slap him around.
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Some (and i repeat, SOME) are people who repeatedly say they will fuck your mom on Xbox voice chats, but others are actually pretty decent people. They sometimes act like a teenager, since they’re a year away from 13, which either means being mature and responsible, or being immature and insulting everybody they see in online chat rooms.
This person who keeps annoying me acts like a 12 year old, but at the same time I have some pretty decent 12 year old friends.
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The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.
Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.
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A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday falls on the first Friday after the first full moon of August, when the Zombies rise from their graves to raise havok & mayhem.
As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.
At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.
It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.
Last Zombie New Year, I got so drunk...
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"
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Annoying little fucks that call you fuck face and shit head and play cod all day, they don't even know what the insults they say mean, they're annoying little fucks
This was on cod one time
Me: kid stop shooting at your own team
8 year old: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FICKING FAG!!!!!
Me: ok, dumbass
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