an hourglass
omg jeff still uses time in a bottle
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A bottle keep for containing urine when suitable facilities are not available, such as in a vehicle or next to the favourite sports watching chair. Typically only used in cases of lazyness when one doesn't want to pull over and stop or get up and miss the game to go take a piss.
"The game was going into overtime with both teams dead even and I couldn't leave to take a piss, so I used my mans bottle and saw the rest of the match"
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a bottle that holds water. it can be used for many things such as hitting people, drinking water, squirting people...
i hit you in the head with a WATER BOTTLE
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When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle
Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright
Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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An ancient and divine drinking game created by the gods of old that came to me in a dream one night.
Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Danielβs Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesnβt die.
βOk Dudes and Dykes, itβs time to play Bottle Battle!β said Rick.
βI hope I donβt piss myself like last time!β said Mick.
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briana : yoo! james water bottled yesterday!
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"Offan's mum caught him shaking the bottle last night"
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