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A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.
The fuck did he say? I canβt understand his urban gurgle
Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole
That fucker ain't hood he just urban white
The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.
Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.
Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.
It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.
Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type βUrban dictionaryβ And The Clothes suck if you do buy there
Me: Okay Iβm gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!
A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?