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Watermelon sugar mean anal sex. preferably m|m sex.
“ayo! that song watermelon sugar, is definitely about pu**y.”
“its actually not. it’s about loving dick.”
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An exclamation of shock.
Jeff - "I'm so bored, I wish there was something on telly..."
Stanley, upon switching on the TV - "85b watermelons!! We're missing Neighbours!"
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Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
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It is the month old white excretion from an unwashed old fat lady’s pussy that tastes almost as sweet as a chocolate truffle
I like to have big fat lot lizards sit their pussy right on my face so I can eat that ripe watermelon sugar out of their pussies, unfortunately, it’s hard to tell if it is the majestic watermelon sugar that’s been sitting in their pussy for a month or if it’s some other guys cum
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I can believe I actually said that...so uncool
As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"
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when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick
coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass