A phrase used in situations in which someone does something bizarre.
This phrase was from my sixth grade class. I was obsessed with bears at the time, so whenever someone would do something weird or crazy, I would say, "What the bear!"
Completely random, right?
"That guy is running backwards up a tree!"
"Hey, what the bear!"
(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."
Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."
"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"
WTFDMFN
the cooler way to ask "what's up?"
directly translates to "Do you have any gossip?"
"Hey! I haven't seen you in a while! What's the goss?"
An expession Newfoundlanders use to express indifference towards something, "it doesn't matter"
We had banged and then I never heard from him again. What odds, it was fun.
When a person is looking at a large display of unfamiliar vegetables and fruits, and does not know what they are.... then exclaims "what the crop? "
When Mason and I were at the market in Thailand and saw all the strange-looking veggies and fruits, he yelled "what the crop? " It really cracked me up!!
What is the matter?; Do we have a problem here?; Made famous by Martin Lawrence
Jermaine already paid you you're money, so what the problem is?
Dickens is a euphemism for "devil". From Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor",(Act III, Scene II).
"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is".
(NOT from Charles Dickens.)
What the Dickens?
What the Dickens were you thinking?