Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter
"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"
Result: the walk of shame
An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
When she gets shit on your dick.
Damn Bitch! You gave me a Brown Sword
An insult show choir kids use to insult other show choir kids
Lewis: your solo sucked you're such a brown circle!
Tracy: *cries*
Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.
After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.
Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits
Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.
Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*
One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!
A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
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