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ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 20, 2009


Stinky Ghost

A very smelly poltergeist who just wants to be your friend. He is very depressed because no one wants to be his friend. Even though he is stinky, he is really friendly if you get to know him. You can summon him by singing the stinky ghost anthem.

Stinky Ghost, you so SMELLY

by CactusBoi October 25, 2019


Ghost Fan

when you or someone else is a really big fan of someone or something, but you don't show it and/or you don't support object of interest that much

girl one---omg, Young Jinsu's comin to ATL! wanna come to the concert with me, u love Young Jinsu

girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?

girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know

by http//splashsos.blogspot.com June 9, 2009


Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016


Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.

A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.

by GreasyFrenchy November 29, 2021


Mutual Ghosting

To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.

Mutual ghosting: when you know, you know

by Stefaniyo April 14, 2021


Ghost Noob

Ghost Noob is a person who never follows team and always feeds in League of Legends

- Is that zed going to help in the team fight
-No, He's a ghost noob

by the Mage Magician May 21, 2019