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A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.
I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon
Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?
Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM
Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2
A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
heyo man wanna hit this monkey