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keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like

Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus

by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019


Kid dinner

The eating of children

Mark: I’m so hungry I can have a kid dinner.
Sean: What is wrong with you, you cannibal!

by Bobswift August 5, 2019


Kid dinner

The eating of children.

Mark: I’m so hungry I could have a kid dinner.
Steve: what is wrong with you, you Cannibal!

by bobswift August 5, 2019


Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women

yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud

by thegreatestkidintheworld69543 February 27, 2018


But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!

A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2024


Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep July 20, 2015


Spam Square Kid

Someone who only spams the regular attack button.

Is bad at the game and ultimately hates the game since they don’t care to learn.

Reliant on their teammates and blames you what they did wrong

Literal Spam Square Kid KEKW

by Hi I’m new July 13, 2021