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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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Invite all your friends to a place
Eat the whole cake at once
take a 24h nap after that
is your birthday coming soon ? iI hope he doesn't turn "30 like a Nils".
meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
“Shake It Like a Pitbull” often used as a way to tell a girl to “shake da ass” or to “twerk” popularized by the raper ILOVEmemphis in the song “shake it baby”
Yeah girl Shake It Like a Pitbull!!
It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
Oi, you gollum like twat.
You fucking gollum like twat.
A strategy for gaining likes and views on social media by posting something that’s currently trending or has clickbait
That comment wasn’t even funny, he’s just like farming.
They’re like farming, anyone can do it.