the great white round one

a phrase that defines the vessel first built and designed to successful use by Sir Thomas Crapper, on Royal warrant to King Edward the incontinent. However, as a fan of royal bowel movements, he devoted too much time to their study and failed to patent said recepticle, and thus lost out on millions in licensing. Usually found in places of civility (IE anywhere but China), and greatly appreciated when life is absent of them. Hard, circular to fit the general size of buttock but not the aim of many sexually incompetant men, who if they cannot find mark in a large round hole, says something about any potential skill with a small one. Usually white to emphasise the colour your bowels can only hope to live up to compared to royalty.
First used on "Fairy Odd Parents" on Nickelodeon, by Jorgon Von Strangle

Person One: That was some awesome curry buffet,..

Person Two: Yeah,.. ohh my guts ,. Hold up,.. I gotta go file a report with the great white round one.

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one in the pink, three in the stink

1 finger inserted in the vagina, while 3 of the remaining 4 are interested into the woman's anus, or "stink."
A fucking weird thing to do.

So I started out slow, just a little of the ol' shocka, but gradually the fingers migrated south. Before I knew it, I had one in the pink, three in the stink.

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That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.

Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)

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one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

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One Step too Many

An awesome band, from burtonsville maryland.

One Step Too Many's cd Phase One is sweet.

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tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

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ODM (One Dangerous Muthafucka)

This is the kind of person, especially male, who people don't wanna fuck with because he's not so social, and a weirdo.

The new neighbor, John, is a real ODM (One Dangerous Muthafucka)! Can you believe he shot Gabriella's cat?

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