Beautiful, badass moms who stick together in this chaotic world to raise our hellions/gremlins/children.
Did you see that group of Village Moms?
Yeah, they are pretty amazing at helping everyone out!
A person that is a huge bust on something
Person 1:” don’t do that you’ll get hurt”
Person 2: “omg what a mom🙄”
A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.
Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling
The act of yelling for a mom then proceeding to shit in her mouth.
Man I saw Timmy Perform a Mom Bomb on John's Mother!
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“Maddon’s Mom she’s got it going on”
“She might be as bad as Maddon’s Mom”
“Nigga Im smelling something similar to a Maddon’s Mom”
“JACKPOT CUCK! We got ourselves a Maddon’s Mom tonight!”