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When you boastfully mention something around a group of friends and make them look bad to impress a female.
Max: i drive a really nice up to date american car that i bought for $30,000
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
To leave to an amazing new job and then come back with your tail between your legs
Dont go work for google and then do a hardyman and come crawling back
Buckling so hard it's not even called buckling anymore.
p1-"Have you booked our accommodation yet?"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"
When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy
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a joke from the fandom “swifties”
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
screamingiminlovewithyou: taylor what is this
Taylor Swift: Stars do you like dem
When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?